The Improbability Drive

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Makes wildly improbable things happen. Press to begin.

Improbability factor — computing DON’T PANIC

WARNING: MAY CAUSE WHALESCAUTION: EXISTENCE MAY FLUCTUATE absolutely nothing
can go wrong*

1 : — — — — —

The Drive is calculating. No numbers will spin; the result will simply appear, which is frankly more improbable.

PETUNIA INDEX ▲ 4.2
WHALE ALTITUDE 30,000 FT
NORMALITY 12% AND FALLING
TEA: GONE COLD

Describe something and the Drive will tell you how improbable it is

Mostly harmless. What is this? *Something can, in fact, go wrong.